This just in for those of you who are just breaking your weekend news fast

This will teach Hawker to not go spend Labor Day at the beach with no access to the Internet:

McNulty's yard sale never happened!

Here's the Burma Shave sign-style text messages I received Saturday afternoon from a tipster:

1. McNulty's yard sale is a lie!!!
2. I went down there. No sign of a yard sale. . .
3. I talked to a bldg employee who was trying to find out what was up.
4. Eventually learned that mcnulty didn't get home from 'shooting' until after 6 a.m.

So. . . he was sleeping? Sources indicate that the sale wasn't a hoax and that quite a few celebrity stalkers were wandering Clipper Mill Saturday morning without much to do.