It's been a slow February.

Ok, Hampdenites, sometimes Hawker really, really wants to update, but she feels like posting recycled stories about the infamous Hampden bus attack from mainstream media outlets or random blog posts bitching about customer service at Hampden's finest sex shop are cop-outs.

So Hawker's left with two options:

1) Post exciting news like this:

"The Hampden Community Council's Education Committee has an email address so you can express your concerns about the area schools. The email address is hampdeneducation@ comcast.net"

or

2) Dig for deets:

The director of the Hampden Family Center left? Anyone got deets?

Or I guess I could just ask you folks to tell me what's up.