Hampden Hawker: Where's Hawker?

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Friday, April 18, 2008

Where's Hawker?

Her'es gossip about Hawker:

She's preggers!

And she's nearing the end of her "strangers unashamedly asking her about intimate details of her life" period and closing in on the stage of her life where everything focuses on poop and boobs.

She's had a tough couple of weeks, but all is well & she'll do her best to keep you informed until the newest Hampdenite makes her appearance.

2 Comments:

At 8:49 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought news as happy, I assume. as this deserves at least as many comments as an eatery. Best Wishes from an old mom...It'll get better.
GiGi

 
At 4:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congratulations! Now you get to enter the "strangers telling you what you should do with the baby" phase! (put a blanket on her; take the blanket off her; let her cry; don't let her cry, etc) Just remember we mean well, and have fun!

 

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