Hampden Hawker: Random News Roundup

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Thursday, September 06, 2007

Random News Roundup

A non-comprehensive roundup of news you might have missed:

1. Sort of more on the suckiness of marriage

2. Hampden Charm School Cheerleaders featured in "Blog City," a feature in The Post subtitled "Washington through the lens of photobloggers." Hmm. . .

3. A City Paper feature on Baltimore Fashion Week featuring Pam Hanner, who's "straight out of Hampden!"

4. The pizza delivery holdup documented in the Baltimore Messenger's Crime Log

5. What the hell is this guy's problem? According the sheer number of single women in Hampden, this guy should be king. He MUST be hiding something.

Oh, and even though gossip about yourself is not cool, thanks to Benn Ray for giving the Hawker a shoutout in his Messenger column last week!

2 Comments:

At 9:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone had whited out "works" and added another word, which cannot be repeated in a family newspaper.

Why didn't they just say, "rhymes with fucks"?

 
At 11:03 PM, Blogger Miss Ruby Ruin said...

Whoever you are, The Sun needs to hire you. NOW.

 

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